The Bargarean Jade

a.k.a BARGIE. The AI-equipped spaceship the crew calls home. Bargie has a distinctly negative outlook on life, a LOT of exes, and looooves to gossip.

Background
Back in the day, she was an A-List holofilm actress with a list of credits a mile long. Now she’s a weathered has-been who blew all her Kroons on the now-outdated furniture on her bridge.